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--------------------- Hello and welcome to the future home of JaredKushner.net, a Jared Kushner Imaging Utility Site. Here is a brief F.A.Q. while this site is under development. Q: What is this website? A: It's an imaging utility site with primary adhjika of Jared Kusner, the publisher of the New York Observer. Q: Who owns this website? A: This website is run by Starchaser Space Corps headed by Cloud Starchaser. Q: What's an imaging utility site? What's an adhjika? A: These terms are internal Space Corps jargon that I don't have time to explain right now. Don't bother Googling the terms because they are from in house and won't show up in an external search, at least not from somebody using them the way I am. Q: Why is a Space Corps interested in making a website about a newspaper publisher? A: It has to do with aspects of our upcoming media initiatives which are part of our overall long term mission of reaching the planet of Mars. Q: Who can I contact if I have questions about this site? A: This site is run by Cloud Starchaser, Captain of the Starchaser Space Corps. You can reach him via his personal website. Q: Is Jared Kushner the only adhjika you are making an imaging utility site of? A: No, at present time I am also making one of Hamilton Nolan, a Gawker writer, at HamiltonNolan.net. Also in a related endeavor I am making an ILM site using Ivanka Trump who is currently Jared Kushner's wife, but this is different from an imaging utility site. Q: Will this website have any positive or negative effect on Jared Kushner? A: No, not really. The effect on Kushner of an imaging utility site like this is the equivalent of like if he owned a skyscraper and a pigeon built a nest on top of it. It doesn't really effect anything about his building from a human perspective and no one really cares about a pigeon nest and the pigeon isn't actually interested in Kushner personally. This site is simply a Space Corps utility. It's neither for nor against Jared Kushner himself. Question: If I am Jared Kushner, can I purchase my domain name? Answer: If you would like to purchase the JaredKushner.net website, it is currently on sale for a price of $10,000,000.00. Question: Why is the asking price so exorbitantly high? Answer: That is simply a fair price for the power of the Jared Kushner Imaging Utility Website. If I asked for less it would not represent the full value of this site. |