HamiltonNolan.net - Hamilton Nolan From Gawker

Welcome to a website about Hamilton Nolan, a writer at the American media gossip blog Gawker.com.

This is an imaging utility site being created by Starchaser Space Corps for mission purposes. For any questions, please contact site owner Cloud Starchaser via his personal website. This site is currently under construction.

Known Info: Hamilton Nolan is a writer for Gawker.com. Hamilton grew up in Florida and later moved to New York City.

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ARTICLES BY HAMILTON NOLAN

Here is a selection of some of Hamilton's Gawker articles organized by topic.

Topic: Cloud Starchaser

Suicide Threats Are Not an Appropriate Attention-Seeking Tactic

Ivanka Trump Stalker is Someone We Know

ERRORS: Hamilton Nolan has not written any articles about Captain Starchaser himself, but he wrote one about Justin Massler, a performance art character created by Cloud based on his Avatar's birth identity. A futher explanation is found in part 1 of Cloud's eicho.

In the article, Hamilton mistakenly claims that "Justin Massler" is a real person who at times calls himself Cloud Starchaser, when in reality "Justin Massler" is a performance art character created by Cloud Starchaser. Justin Massler is a fake character of Starchaser's much in the way that Borat is a fake character of Sacha Baron Cohen.

Topic: Tucker Max

Tucker Max

Field Guide: Tucker Max

The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup

"What it is like to date Tucker Max"

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script: The Final Lowlights

The Movie Crew On Tucker Max: "Prick"

Today's Lies From Tucker Max

Tucker Max Lies About Totally Inconsequential Thing

Tucker Max's Movie: Poop

So How's That Tucker Max Movie Doing?

Topic: Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future

The Trumps Lose Yooge

Ivanka Trump Is Interested In Hearing About Your Lunch Habits

Trump-Kushner Wedding Features Trump Brand of Class

Let's Break the Kushner-Trump Wedding Photo Monopoly

Marriages Less Stable Than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Vol. 1

Topic: Jared Kushner

Jared Kushner

New York Observer Owner's Lessons on How to Lose Money and Alienate People

Jared Kushner Expands His Unsuccessful Newspaper Empire

Bloodbath at the New York Observer

Jared Kushner's Plan to Grab All That Copious Real Estate Advertising

Jared Kushner Will Not Let a Dollar Come Before More Dollars

Topic: Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch's UK Papers in Huge Phone Hacking Scandal

News Corp Pays Half Billion Dollars to Keep Case Out of Court. Nothing to See Here.

Rupert 'Frankenstein' Murdoch Using Zombie New York Sun to Attack New York Times

Rupert Murdoch Asks New York Times to Help Rupert Murdoch Kill New York Times

Rupert Murdoch: Pugnacious

Snippet on Murdoch's Paycheck

Topic: Hamilton Nolan

Hamilton Nolan

Who Hired This Private Eye To Investigate Me?

My Private Eye Saga: An Update

BONUS MYSTERY TIME

Now that you've sampled Hamilton's articles, it's time to solve a mystery! Become an investigator yourself and see if you can deduce who it was who hired a P.I. to harass Hamilton Nolan.

Survey Hamilton's articles on the people above and see if you can identify which of Hamilton's topics did not take a liking to him.

Was it:

A) Cloud Starchaser?

B) Tucker Max?

C) Ivanka Trump?

D) Jared Kushner?

E) Rupert Murdoch?

CLUE: Try checking the dates on the articles and seeing which of Hamilton's articles were written shortly before the date the Private Investigator showed up.